En met deze mop.............

En met deze mop.............

Bumme

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17-05-2005, 12:56 PM

Ik reed vanmorgen naar m'n werk, zie ik plots een geel mannetje langs de weg staan huilen.

Ik stop, ga ernaartoe, en vraag wat eraan scheelt.
"Ik ben geel, kom van Venus, ben homofiel en heb honger...".

"Tja, " zeg ik, "ik kan je een boterham geven, maar verder kan ik je spijtig genoeg niet helpen". Ik gaf hem een boterham en reed verder.

Even later zie ik langs de weg een rood mannetje staan huilen.
Weer stop ik en vraag wat eraan scheelt. "Ik ben rood, kom van Mars, ben homofiel en heb dorst..."
Dus ik zeg tegen hem: "Ik kan je een blikje cola geven, maar verder kan
ik je niet helpen". Dus ik geef het mannetje een blikje cola en rij weer verder...

Even verderop zie ik een blauw mannetje langs de weg staan.
Enigszins geÃÂ¯rriteerd stop ik weer, ga naar het mannetje toe, en roep:
"ZO BLAUWE HOMO, VAN WAT VOOR KUTPLANEET KOM JIJ, EN WAT WIL JE VAN ME HEBBEN!!??".

Waarop het mannetje antwoordt: "Uw rij- en kentekenbewijs graag" .

[b]"Niets is geheel waar, en zelfs dat niet".[/b]

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