En met deze mop.............

En met deze mop.............

Bumme

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19-05-2005, 10:50 AM

Er zitten drie mannen aan de bar en ze hebben het over wat ze hun vrouw hebben gekocht voor hun verjaardag.
De ene begint en zegt: "ik heb mijn vrouw iets gekocht wat in 6 seconden van 0 tot 100 gaat". De andere twee mannen weten niet wat hij bedoeld. Zegt de man: "ik heb haar een witte Porsche gekocht. Ze is blond dus wit past mooi bij haar haren".

Zegt de tweede man: "Nou, ik heb mijn vrouw iets gekocht wat van 0 tot 100
in 4 seconden gaat." "Dat moet een Ferrari zijn!" "Inderdaad", zegt de man.
"Het is een rooie omdat deze zo mooi bij haar rode haren staat."

"Maar wat heb jij gekocht?" vragen de twee mannen aan de derde man.
"Nou,ik wil niet opscheppen, maar ik heb mijn vrouw iets gekocht wat van
0 tot 100 in 2 seconden gaat". "Dat kan toch niet!", zeggen de mannen.
"De Ferrari is toch de snelste auto?"

Zegt de derde man: "Ik heb ook geen auto gekocht, maar een................

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