19-08-2005, 04:56 PM
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I
have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As
he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
water's edge.
He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said,
"If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
There were two golfers on the golf course.
One man pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light.
His friend pulls out an enormous Bic lighter.
"Wow, where did you get such a large lighter?"
"Oh, my genie got it for me."
"Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
"He is in my golf bag."
The friend says, "Can I see him?"
His friend says, "Yes, sure!"
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie.
the man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend.
Would you grant me one wish?"
The genie says, "Yes, just one wish."
so the man wisheds for a million bucks.
The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word.
Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.
the man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over.
He gets really upset, and says "What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I asked for a million Bucks, not a million Ducks."
His friend says to him, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I
have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As
he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
water's edge.
He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said,
"If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
There were two golfers on the golf course.
One man pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light.
His friend pulls out an enormous Bic lighter.
"Wow, where did you get such a large lighter?"
"Oh, my genie got it for me."
"Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
"He is in my golf bag."
The friend says, "Can I see him?"
His friend says, "Yes, sure!"
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie.
the man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend.
Would you grant me one wish?"
The genie says, "Yes, just one wish."
so the man wisheds for a million bucks.
The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word.
Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.
the man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over.
He gets really upset, and says "What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I asked for a million Bucks, not a million Ducks."
His friend says to him, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"