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Mijn favoriete boek is:

Mijn favoriete boek is:
Balthazar Offline

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#168
24-03-2009, 04:41 PM
Een lelijke homo heeft geen reet aan zijn kont.
Geschreven door: Jack Simons

De wasmachine verkoper, sloot zijn winkel af en ging naakt op de toonbank liggen. Mijn geslacht gleed zijn kont in, als iets anders dat ook ergens vrij gemakkelijk in glijdt. Wat een kut-anus dacht ik, verveeld keek ik om mij heen.
"Wat kost die Zanussi?" vroeg ik. "Elf honderd vijfennegentig gulden," kreunde de wasmachine verkoper. "Wat eigenlijk geen geld is voor zo'n handig apparaat"....
Vuistdikke stralen diarree vochten zich met spetterend geweld een uitweg uit mijn darmen. Een misselijkmakende stank drong mijn neusgaten binnen en veroorzaakte een nieuwe eruptie. Dit keer vond de juichende salmonellakolonie zich een weg naar boven. Met tranende ogen zag ik mijn kots langzaam van de wc-deur naar beneden druipen
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Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Moker - 31-07-2005, 02:37 AM
[No subject] - by Treesong - 31-07-2005, 03:15 AM
[No subject] - by FC Petr - 31-07-2005, 08:53 PM
[No subject] - by Box Brother - 01-08-2005, 04:31 PM
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[No subject] - by Treesong - 01-08-2005, 04:58 PM
[No subject] - by Gerben Zonderland - 01-08-2005, 05:17 PM
[No subject] - by Davydoff - 01-08-2005, 05:21 PM
[No subject] - by Treesong - 01-08-2005, 05:23 PM
[No subject] - by Gerben Zonderland - 01-08-2005, 05:30 PM
[No subject] - by Berend Botje - 01-08-2005, 05:46 PM
[No subject] - by Box Brother - 01-08-2005, 09:03 PM
[No subject] - by Moker - 01-08-2005, 09:23 PM
[No subject] - by Berend Botje - 01-08-2005, 09:34 PM
[No subject] - by Balthazar - 01-08-2005, 10:00 PM
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Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Treesong - 05-01-2009, 02:34 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Kennemerland - 23-03-2009, 11:43 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Bumme - 23-03-2009, 11:55 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Balthazar - 24-03-2009, 04:41 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Treesong - 24-03-2009, 05:20 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Ekslem - 09-06-2009, 12:54 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Treesong - 09-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Ekslem - 09-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Bumme - 09-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Treesong - 09-06-2009, 01:27 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Treesong - 09-06-2009, 01:54 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Ad Wim - 09-06-2009, 01:57 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Dugarry - 09-06-2009, 02:05 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Dugarry - 09-06-2009, 03:35 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Ekslem - 09-06-2009, 03:35 PM
Re: Mijn favoriete boek is: - by Berend Botje - 09-06-2009, 07:36 PM

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