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There's a new sheriff in town!
We hebben er al zoveel zien komen en gaan. Praatjesmakers van de hoogste orde. Mike Matusow, Stevesbets en natuurlijk Ziigmund maar er is een nieuwe koning van de chat. Railbirds krijgen al vochtige binnenbenen als deze man online komt, tegenstanders springen weg als ze hem zien: FullFlush1!
Achter deze vrolijke screenname lijkt Luke Schwartz schuil te gaan. Een speler die op andere sites al een stuk langer aardig bezig is. Foxwoodsfiend schreef over hem:
I lost 50k the other day to fullflush at 25/50 HU. It was a combination of making no hands, playing aggressively, and doing that for many many hours. I've been trying to get the rematch in, but fullflush (a.k.a. the artist formerly known as mafews) is always busy playing some other regs since he's still unknown so everybody who's dying for 25/50 action is willing to play him.
De hoogtepunten uit zijn nog jonge loopbaan als chatbox druktemaker
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen Patrik Antonius
__FullFlush1__: yo golden trollocks
__FullFlush1__: wanna play 4 tables instead ?
Patrik Antonius: sry im very tired
__FullFlush1__: ok np boss
__FullFlush1__: prob not the best idea to play the best in the world when your tired then full stop
Patrik Antonius: i can play two tables
__FullFlush1__: ok
__FullFlush1__: im sitting
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen Di "urindanger" Dang:
__FullFlush1__: u and trexy are going down bra
Urindanger: didn't i send you back to lower stakes a month ago
__FullFlush1__: rolls to me
__FullFlush1__: lol u got luckc in 2 200k pow
__FullFlush1__: but i whipped your weak brother
Urindanger: come back when you make another 100k to give me
__FullFlush1__: he played like a small girl
__FullFlush1__: urindanger im gonna be your downfall
__FullFlush1__: we can play 4 tablkes 100 200
Urindanger: didn't you say that to patrik too before he took 500k from u
Urindanger: i don't have time to play fans at nickel and dime
luckexpress10: one day
luckexpress10: both of you
__FullFlush1__: no patrick gpot blinded for buyins and got a a coller whe n we were 250k deep u 5 spiced geek
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen plasticcards:
plastikcards: gg
__FullFlush1__: no way
__FullFlush1__: why 1 race come on
plastikcards: we can play another time
__FullFlush1__: just cos u lost 1 pot
__FullFlush1__: your still up a lifetimes money !
plastikcards: cu
__FullFlush1__: wait
plastikcards: gl you played well
__FullFlush1__: il pay u 5k eeveyrhalf an hour to play
plastikcards: send first
plastikcards: every half hour
plastikcards: and yes
__FullFlush1__: 4 tables ?
plastikcards: 2
plastikcards: its 5 for each table?
__FullFlush1__: 5k for 45 mins 2 tables or 10k for 4 tables 45 mins
plastikcards: you said 30 mins
__FullFlush1__: ok 5k every 30 mins
plastikcards: ok
plastikcards: 10k 4 tables
plastikcards: ship the ten
plastikcards: then we play
plastikcards: new tables
__FullFlush1__: 10k for 4 tables
__FullFlush1__: for 45 mins
plastikcards: ok
__FullFlush1__: ok ?
plastikcards: uhh
plastikcards: no
plastikcards: 30 mins like you said
plastikcards: or ill just do two
__FullFlush1__: fine ffs
plastikcards: ok
plastikcards: send first
plastikcards: when i get then we play
__FullFlush1__: ok
__FullFlush1__: sent
plastikcards: ill play when i get it
__FullFlush1__: u just got the emial
__FullFlush1__: sayin i did it surely
__FullFlush1__: yo
__FullFlush1__: gimme ih for 10 nowq please come on
Even ter verduidelijking: hij betaalt dus 10.000 dollar per half uur zodat deze meneer blijft spelen.
__FullFlush1__: its a joke really
plastikcards: i only stay because of deal....
plastikcards: you netted that last round
__FullFlush1__: ffs will u play this all night or do u have a stop loss ?
plastikcards: ill keep going
__FullFlush1__: u promise ?
plastikcards: yes
plastikcards: until i run out of money
plastikcards: if i run out i can deposit
__FullFlush1__: lol i havent slept in aout 48 hours
plastikcards: if i cant deposit then i have to quit
plastikcards: me either
__FullFlush1__: this is def on the degen side of things but ok post
Dan is het weer tijd om 10.000 over te maken.
plastikcards: its that time again
__FullFlush1__: how bout &&# your life
__FullFlush1__: and fk off
plastikcards: not trying to be rude
__FullFlush1__: no m,ore 10ks u fish
plastikcards: sorry that you are running bad this round
__FullFlush1__: w.e
plastikcards: gg then i guess
plastikcards: i didnt mean to be rude
__FullFlush1__: not giving u 10k anymore
__FullFlush1__: yea w.e
plastikcards: ok well nice playinNoxKo
__FullFlush1__: wish i could same the same
__FullFlush1__: wp tho
plastikcards: dude whats the matter
plastikcards: i thought i was being very polite in everything
plastikcards: you are a good player it was a fun match
__FullFlush1__: nice 4 betitng and stuff . good for a donk Smile
plastikcards: lol thanks
plastikcards: whats your name anyways
__FullFlush1__: fullfush
plastikcards: ah ok
plastikcards: id play straight up just not now
plastikcards: been up for far too long
plastikcards: i was struggling to stay up
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen de rail:
Jumpy Chris 2 (Observer): full flush is up so much recently
SuperDave923 (Observer): no
__FullFlush1__: what do u mean no
Jumpy Chris 2 (Observer): he deffo is
__FullFlush1__: look pokertabletableratings.com
__FullFlush1__: i win my pots wihtout showdown
__FullFlush1__: thats why im rated no1
__FullFlush1__: look pokertableratings.com
__FullFlush1__: 100 % rating
carlitos1way (Observer): ply durrr challenge then
__FullFlush1__: i woned durrs life already
RevoltingRiver (Observer): yeh do durrrr challenge or u scared?
__FullFlush1__: look at some of the pots dweeb
__FullFlush1__: i will
__FullFlush1__: when time is right
__FullFlush1__: very soon
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen alle high stakes pro's:
__FullFlush1__: i guess this game is dead now
Urindanger: why don't you keep playing fullflush
Urindanger: you're up a lot
Urindanger: so you're freerolling with the money anyway
durrrr: he thinks hes the best
durrrr: yet realizes hes terrible
durrrr: at the same time
OMGClayAiken: hahaha
__FullFlush1__: lol durr good 1
durrrr: and wants to have as many winning sessions as possible
Urindanger: no tom, i think he's the best player here.
durrrr: so he plays until hes up
Urindanger: and he does too.
__FullFlush1__: im so coming for you im gonna make you look so bad so soon
OMGClayAiken: martingale strat
durrrr: and 1day he will have 0$ left
durrrr: ur gonna pay me so much
durrrr: for making me look bad
__FullFlush1__: your gonna have 0 left befor me 100%
durrrr: that itll be ok
OMGClayAiken: nooo fullflush
OMGClayAiken: play me, not tom
__FullFlush1__: listen durrballs im the new guy now and everytime we play im gonna own your life as i just did and as i do
durrrr: its easy to talk when that sitout button is clicked huh?
Urindanger: no guys, fullflush will play ME first
durrrr: makes it a little less convincing tho
__FullFlush1__: and urindanger dont try and make me stay as if im value your a massive nit to me
__FullFlush1__: lol @ the amount of owning if me and u played hu urin
__FullFlush1__: your look sillier than durr
Urindanger: i'm a massive nit that's afraid to play higher than 100/200
Urindanger: load up 4 tables of 500/1000 right now
__FullFlush1__: who says that ?
__FullFlush1__: your shortsacking in this table big man
Urindanger: and i'll break your luckbox run home sonny boy
__FullFlush1__: lol luckbox
__FullFlush1__: ask patrick about luckbox he knows
__FullFlush1__: patrivk who is better hu nl me on danger
__FullFlush1__: be honest
durrrr: i still see the sitout button clicked...
__FullFlush1__: wow big deal geeek i just own a 360k pot off u and i smoking a big 1 chillin up with the flava homs
durrrr: r u 12?
__FullFlush1__: and your prolly going broke to me this year
__FullFlush1__: no just takin the p1ss
durrrr: id prefer if u jus silently lost all ur $$ to me
durrrr: but il put up w/ the talk
OMGClayAiken: k I used to want you to play me fullflush, but now I want to see you play tom
durrrr: could u click autopost tho pls?
durrrr: then unclick sitout
__FullFlush1__: lol your a masisve geek try and be more like Patrick
durrrr: autopost is the one below sitout
durrrr: fyi
durrrr: wow deep insight
durrrr: ty
__FullFlush1__: patrivck is gonna rince u at the challneg then i am prolly gonna do the challenge then durrballs is gonna be broke asking omg for staking ... i mean right ?
durrrr: lifechanging
durrrr: can we post $$ now?
durrrr: just to make sure u get to play me while i still have $$ left
durrrr: before pat busts me
durrrr: i shouldv sidebet beforehand
durrrr: that itd be that line that made him not responde
durrrr: n pretend to hav left
__FullFlush1__: what that ud cal allin with a donk 2 pair on that board
durrrr: ya i mean
durrrr: i guess i didnt get to that part of college
durrrr: where they explained that sentence to ya
durrrr: but
durrrr: im waiting
__FullFlush1__: nicely under manners at all time
durrrr: u dont make enough sense to talk !&&@ to
durrrr: since its 1/2 gibberish
durrrr: jus come click post
__FullFlush1__: ok bye dweebles
__FullFlush1__: gl pat
__FullFlush1__: un#rindanger .... so gay to try and make me stay to suk up to your pals that youd never play a pot with , as i said im on a different league to you and if u wanna pplay hu tomor im there prepare to be life read
Urindanger: what stakes?
__FullFlush1__: by again nerdballs
Urindanger: $5.00/10.00?
__FullFlush1__: w.e come find me
Sommige andere spelers zijn wel onder de indruk...
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen Sauce123:
Sauce1234: im done for today
Sauce1234: stop loss
Sauce1234: gl
__FullFlush1__: np
__FullFlush1__: ul
Sauce1234: ur too good
__FullFlush1__: Happy
ââ¬Â¢ Tegen David Benefield:
__FullFlush1__: ok gionna watch this 24 be back in under an hour]
David Benefield: break for 24?
David Benefield: heh
David Benefield: ima quit
David Benefield: then
David Benefield: gg
__FullFlush1__: ok gg play again soon
David Benefield: prob not
David Benefield: too poor
__FullFlush1__: hehe go take out hansen
David Benefield: always do
David Benefield: only thing keeping me afloat
__FullFlush1__: hehe
ââ¬Â¢ David Benefield op 2+2:
fullflush is god
Ziigmund beste spelletje: flippen
Meneer FullFlush lijkt dan even alle railers op zijn hand te hebben maar Ziigmund is er ook nog steeds natuurlijk. Ook van hem kwamen we weer genoeg rants tegen. Ziigmund is een behoorlijk grof bedrag down en probeert Tom Dwan er van te overtuigen toch te blijven spelen. Die heeft er niet echt zin in:
Ziigmund: tilt
durrrr: im dead tired
durrrr: sry =(
Ziigmund: me not
durrrr: i tried to stay a while
durrrr: haha id guess that much
durrrr: we can play tomorrow obv
Ziigmund: cmon
Ziigmund: give me 30min
Ziigmund: then im fine
durrrr: i alrdy gave u 2hrs bud sry
durrrr: 2hrs more
Ziigmund: 20min
Ziigmund: and thats it
durrrr: if u find someone to bring me coffee
durrrr: id stay 1more hour
durrrr: but my roomies are asleep
durrrr: and no room service
Ziigmund: wait i call to cole south
durrrr: sick tilt
durrrr: lol
durrrr: hes in virginia
durrrr: wont get here in time unless he drives rly fast
Ziigmund: what about mr Raptor
durrrr: texas
durrrr: im in boston
Ziigmund: pumppu?
Ziigmund: lets flip last money then
Ziigmund: 660k flip
durrrr: lol i jus xfered u
durrrr: def dont wanna flip
durrrr: + im on dswing
durrrr: =(
durrrr: sry
durrrr: neway gg play tomorrow
Ziigmund: then we have to play 15min
Ziigmund: and im gladf
Die 660.000 dollar flip gaat dus niet door want Tom heeft er niet echt zin in. Phil Ivey is wel te porren voor een iets kleinere flip:
Ziigmund: i have to go
Ziigmund: 1 flip?
Phil Ivey: k
Phil Ivey: 'this hand for everything???
Ziigmund: yes
Ziigmund: im coming 3rd to vegas
Ziigmund: u there then?
Phil Ivey: k good luck
Ziigmund raises to $3,000
Ziigmund: 44J7
Phil Ivey: omg
Phil Ivey: wowowwowo
Phil Ivey reraises to $9,000
Phil Ivey: 222 7
Ziigmund reraises to $27,000
Phil Ivey: lol lollol
Phil Ivey reraises to $81,000
Ziigmund reraises to $128,998 and is all in
Dealer: Ziigmund shows: (4-Diamonds)(4-Clubs)(7-Clubs)(J-Hearts)
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows: (2-Spades)(7-Diamonds)(2-Diamonds)(2-Clubs)
*** FLOP *** (K-Diamonds)(8-Diamonds)(4-Spades)
*** TURN *** (K-Diamonds)(8-Diamonds)(4-Spades) (6-Hearts)
*** RIVER *** (K-Diamonds)(8-Diamonds)(4-Spades)(6-Hearts) (9-Clubs)
Ziigmund wins the pot ($257,995.50) with three of a kind, fours
Ziigmund: sick
Ziigmund: gg
Ziigmund: later m8
Phil Ivey: welcome to my world
Ziigmund: lul
Samenvatting: Ze besluiten een flip te doen waar dus al het geld er blind in gaat. Phil Ivey heeft het ongeluk één van de slechtste handen in Omaha te krijgen. In Omaha lig je nooit echt ver uit elkaar zou je zeggen maar niets is minder waar: zijn hand heeft slechts 15% equity in deze pot!
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